eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.

The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

shit yourself

The release of such an ungodly fart that its potency and duration make those around the farter believe that the farter did not merely fart, but indeed shit his pants. Usually either an insult at the farter's discourtesy in not leaving the room, or a proud boast to indicate the true power of methane.

Them: pffft

Me: <Sniff, sniff>...what the fuck, who shit themselves?

by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

by Nate January 18, 2004

FUCK - THAT - SHIT

In the 2005 movie Jarhead, Sgt. Siek says to the recruits at rifle training, ''The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill" But hear this: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!''

To say the phrase like he did, pause between each word for the proper effect.

Ignorant Soccer Mom: Abortion is murder

Me: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!!

by Doofie Fresh October 16, 2007

dog shit

Dog Shit.. Something that every fucker has trod-in..

"Oh steven, Iv just trod in dog shit, Oh nevermind whats new"

by Lee Quelch February 25, 2005

Shit Fire

Word used frequently by a sixty year old grandmother who delights in Goodwill shopping, antique shopping, BARGAINS, and gambling on penny machines -- it describes anything frustrating, amazing, eye-boggling, shocking, or totally unexpected

Well, shit fire. That jerk just ran me off the road

by stellastan February 4, 2010

The shit

Something that is overly amazing and awesome.

Whitney Koehl is the shit says Skipper. Agree or get attacked by midgets with one arm.

by Skipper! October 26, 2009