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Woke right

It is an umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create.

These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending anti semitism and perpetuate Zionism as the norm.

They try to criticize, mock, ridicule and censor anyone who doesn’t support Zionism as a legitimate foreign policy strategy.

It was originally coined as a slur against people who opposed spending billions to fund foreign wars and toppling other foreign governments, but shortly after it was created it was discovered that it more appropriately describes individuals who have centered there ideology around pushing Zionist propaganda as their core belief.
Those “woke right” people really hate it when you bring up the “10 wars in 10 yearsstrategy
by @FuckTheGov.org October 13, 2025
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Kosher Right

Kosher Right
(noun)

A faction of conservative Republicans — called neocons — whose foreign policy stance shows unwavering loyalty to a certain “allied nation we do not speak of,” prioritizing that nation’s interests above their own country’s.

Used sarcastically to describe politicians or pundits who treat that alliance as sacred and beyond question, no matter the cost.
“Every time the topic comes up, he’s all about pretending to defend the USA, but he’s really defending that foreign ally who we do not speak of — total Kosher Right energy.”
by TheRectifierNL October 13, 2025
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Dick-righter

A mocking term for someone who blindly supports right-wing authoritarian figures, defends oppressive behavior, and treats political leaders like they can do no wrong.
Example (mocking a person): "He excuses corruption, censorship, and violence as long as his favorite politician does it total dick-righter behavior"
"You watched one propaganda video and now you’re defending everything he does, you’re such a dick-righter."

Example (mocking a public figure): “The dictator called for censorship again, and his followers cheered like loyal dick-righters.”
by Tyfonas January 15, 2026
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get face right

get high to the point when you can't feel your face
I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club
by tto14 July 9, 2011
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Price Is Rightgeist

1. the esoteric mood gossamer felt +/- 24 hours after the cold or flu has run its course, leaving the patient no other options but to put down the remote control, turn the phone back on, and return to their own sucky version of reality.
On morning three of being on the couch at home. I felt the seemingly impenatrable Price Is Rightgeist take hold of my soul.
by Muffy Newman October 13, 2011
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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
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That'd be fucking right.

It is a cry of frustration when things are going wrong and you need express yourself in a constrained manner.
Lose the most certain leg of your multi bet:

"That'd be fucking right."
by Eugh December 13, 2012
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