Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.

Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!

by anonymous October 6, 2020

The House of Horrible Posts

The place where TTH wanks to Cobra's post's. Also the place where TTH rules mankind... :-D


(SMS ROX)

0Mg LiEk...WaNgStErb8'd

by Paulo Serrano October 10, 2004

Post Lebron Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut) after gooning to LeBron for an entire NBA season.

I broke my LeBron Goonstreak so now i have post LeBron clarity

by A An Nony Mous February 23, 2025

Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

by Assaddition November 17, 2019

Post-Peg

The after or past tense of pegging.

“You attending the post-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015