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Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
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Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.
"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"
by Davikins July 19, 2013
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Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
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Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.
"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"
by Jhal123 May 14, 2012
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Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."
by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011
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Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011
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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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