Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.

- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."

by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019

Thot pocket

One or more girls typically a thot inside a sleeping bag with you.

Hey Chelsea let's make a thot pocket.

by 450r December 8, 2019

Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.

“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”

by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019

gut pocket

high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut

happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets

ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash

by anonymous May 7, 2019

Thot pocket

Hot ass that you can heat up and leave. Don't want nothing but some dick

That one night stand chick is just a thot pocket and don't want nothing else

by Beetseybutt September 12, 2019

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019