When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom
Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."
by S34NY October 29, 2012
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021
A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
by DOGMAD June 29, 2018
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
by ANTONIOGOT April 25, 2018
An egg, in its simplest form, is a delicate vessel bestowed upon us by nature, habouring the potential for life whithin its fragile shell.
To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!
To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!
If you yeet a egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg
by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 14, 2023