Dad

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.

by TheChhingieahsdhb September 13, 2022

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

by :)()()()()() December 7, 2017