textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014

Mads

Mads is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mads', you will notice a Mads by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mads: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mads: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Gery123 October 17, 2019

mad bang

A lot of money; a high salary

I got a new job and I'll be making mad bang!

by DJnNC January 13, 2016

mad kam

Your one friend kameron who gets mad over the dumbest shit and beats women, and denies liking them.

Hahaha why u a mad kam

by CheersILikeBeer October 22, 2019

Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Mad😘?

The word mad😘? Is commonly used by “the girls💅🏻🦋🦄”

Person:stop being racist
“The girls💅🏻🦋🦄”:mad😘?

by Benklatopiea August 2, 2021