King of the levee

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee

CRIS : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Matt : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Cris : He did.
Matt : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee

by Backspace209 March 2, 2011

dusty king

VerySomeone who is loyal ,kind and very hard working. A true king but never treated like one. A diamond in the rough. He can make you laugh on a bad day, but has a lions heart.

Girl: Oh he is such a dusty king
Girl2: Oh yes always doing the right thing.

by ladyoflight January 14, 2017

Bender King

Toti

Toti is the Bender King

by Suka Teti September 28, 2019

King Kong

A shot to get you drunk fast! Crown Royal and banana liqueur.

Club Go'er: "Two shots of something strong but tastes good."

Bartender: "How about King Kongs?"

Club Go'er: "Yah! Perfect!"

by WhatWillItBe June 9, 2013

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008