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ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.
Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”
by totallycracked December 28, 2022
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Dirty Kevin

A person that enjoys fondling/being fondled specifically in the balls, he also enjoys rubbing lube all over his body and diving into a Mr.Neucombe butthole and have a orgy inside the elderly home. And he's SUS.
Bro that's my mom, your such a Dirty Kevin!!!
by COCOOOCO February 8, 2023
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Freddi keine Show

Freddi isn‘t allowed to show off his skills.
Originates from german culture (King Thomas)
by urbanrevenge March 7, 2023
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the kevin

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.
Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!
by sorangis June 26, 2023
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dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.
I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.
by risekevin July 13, 2023
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Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name
On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin
by tj06brown November 12, 2023
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