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Josh Montgomery

Josh Montgomery’s are used in replacement of the word liar
Mann he’s a real josh Montgomery
by Karajan April 30, 2020
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Josh

Josh is loving , caring and kind like a golden retriever . He’s supportive of you and try’s to crack jokes even when they’re not funny . He’s so sweet and caring and brings flowers to your door takes you on dates . He always makes an effort to work things out with you no matter what .

Honestly if you meet a Josh you are a very lucky don’t let him go I don’t think I’ll ever meet another like him . He’s one of a kind .
Whey it’s Josh!
by izra_x January 1, 2023
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Josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
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Blacktown Josh

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023
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Josh

A person named Josh, always male with an average lumberjack like appearance, usually known for a very refined taste in assholes.

Skills: ability to detect the shading of the female asshole just by looking at an arse passing by. A skill that is enjoyed by all his friends.
Josh is my friend, and he is known to be a Joshasseur, he knows everything there is to know about assholes.
by Professor Girth Vader November 23, 2021
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HOT JOSH

The act of two men touching the tips of their erect penis's together and giggling uncontrollably
Hey you two quit hot joshing in there and get back to work
by angryleprechaun November 9, 2023
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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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