jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

by jim cain March 21, 2024

Jaco

A colorblind man whose favorite subject in school was most likely math and has a weird obsession with Beyblades.

Person 1: "Is that the guy who can't see color?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's Jaco"

Person 1: "What Color is this?"
Jaco: "How the heck am I supposed to know?!?!"

by GamerVibes22 April 2, 2024

jacob lindfield

Leader of the neo nazi revolution

Hey, who are those guys wearing pointed white hoods? Oh thats just Jacob Lindfield and his goon gang.

by I was touched by maejor sidhu April 4, 2024

Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.

Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.

by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024

Jacobite

A Jacobite is simply a Jacob Elordi Stan

Jacobites are the kindest fandom on the internet

by GrievingGaga April 9, 2024

Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024