Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible May 29, 2015

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Rock hard

Me after thinking of 34dd

I love being rock hard

by I just want some LULW's September 26, 2021

rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 01, 2022

Hard Brock

The place in Brockenhurst college where the coolest kids in town hang out and chill getting food - they also blast out the tunes on MTV.

Mate have you heard the hard brock its like the place that all the danielle and emily's hang!

by Conny Frank January 20, 2011

Hard hitting image

Someone who thinks they hit a lot harder than they actually do.

He/she always talked about being a hard hitter, or how his/her songs, writing, or words were somehow hard hitting, to make it sound tougher than it was. He/she had a hard hitting image to defend.

by Solid Mantis January 02, 2021

hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 24, 2021