Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
by Not a Chaggot February 10, 2019
Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."
by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009
When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"
by ArmyDitchDoc September 25, 2021
"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.
by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 01, 2017
The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 06, 2021