Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026

Happy Hippo

The sloppiest, wettest, freakiest fat girl blowjob.

Yo your mom gave me the most insane happy hippo last night, I didn’t sleep for a minute

by BDZteel March 13, 2026

Golden Hippo

Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss

John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst

by Doglogbog June 3, 2025

Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.

My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.

by OhMy77! August 5, 2025

Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025

Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 26, 2009

flip the hippo

to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse

Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.

I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?

by Clay J July 6, 2009