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Ghosting

To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.

Something a decent human being should never do.
Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.

Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.

Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.

Sibling: NOW!!!
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
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my little ghost boy

A guy you like and he can see ghosts.
What’s Jordan’s name on Snapchat
“‘My little ghost boy’”
by Jdemon666 July 28, 2018
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ghosting

when you get so sick of someones consistent bull shit that you choose to stop insulting your own intelligence further by communicating with them and simply walk away without a word.
That Mario is such a lying street punk i can no longer stand speaking or being around him ; I'm ghosting his ass-- see ya.
by Doc dave July 31, 2018
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Ghost

Sorry bro, I didn't mean to ghost you for 4 hours.
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what the ghost

Another form of wtf/what the hell
(English version of the most famous Chinese slang - "shenmegui", which literally means "what kind of ghost is that?".)
Liiiiiiiiiiiii Lei: Winnie The Pooh is banned.
Han Meimei: What The Ghost?!?!?!?!?!?!
by transparentplane August 16, 2018
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"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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ghost poacher

A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.
"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"
by clickeye3 January 23, 2019
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