Person 1: Do u know Drippy_DJ from iFunny.
Person 2: Yeah he’s lit.
Person 1: No he isn’t. He told everyone that I was asking girls for nudes and sending my dick.
Person 2: Oh, I didn’t know that, I’ll watch out for him.
Person 2: Yeah he’s lit.
Person 1: No he isn’t. He told everyone that I was asking girls for nudes and sending my dick.
Person 2: Oh, I didn’t know that, I’ll watch out for him.
by RobertFeeeman June 11, 2019

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

If a person ask where you from and you don’t know him, it’s a threat. Don’t get caught lacking. If you don’t got hammer your only chances of surviving is to get away.
Oak park nigga: where you from nigga
South sac iraq nigga: Im from iraq homie
Oak park nigga: oh shit, I’m sorry for any inconvenience, I’m just a bitch ass nigga
South sac iraq nigga: Im from iraq homie
Oak park nigga: oh shit, I’m sorry for any inconvenience, I’m just a bitch ass nigga
by Southsaciraq April 8, 2020

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Hym "Resume from previous save at double speed. 'Guy who said things I don't like invents AI so I sandbag him.' Is the story here. Nothing else you have to say on the matter is relevant."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

by The Septic Sex Worker May 24, 2024

by ACreativeName June 2, 2021
