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Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea
Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick
by SignedDeath January 3, 2021
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dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.
"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"
by hursh4ever August 31, 2012
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bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.
"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"
by CoolCodes September 1, 2017
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Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.
My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.
by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011
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Dick-Butting

The act of hugging someone from behind while having a huge boner.
I came up behind a girl and accidentally started dick-butting her.
by Dickson Butters November 16, 2013
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Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.
I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.
by Tee4535 June 24, 2017
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