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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
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Cracked

When someone is insanely good at something. Typically used by gamers signifying the other player is better than them. When you lose all your health and are 1 shot, you yell out to your teammates, "YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT... HE MUST BE HACKING" you could also use it as a reference to tell your teammates that the enemy team is low in health, however, it's more commonly used as a way to describe someones talent or skills nowadays.
"YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT"
"iShowSpeed beat Ashton Hall & Daniel Labelle in a race, kid is cracked"
by OOPS TV June 23, 2025
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crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.
by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009
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crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!
kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best
by definitelynotqueer August 22, 2019
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Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
by BrosephJr August 21, 2018
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dean cracked

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked
by spittinfax March 3, 2021
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