Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Chocolate Fun Dip

When you stick your cock in a girl's ass after she takes a shit (but didn't wipe) and then she gives you a blowjob.

My girlfriend has a scat fetish, so she makes me chocolate fun dip her.

by bunwee September 30, 2021

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

Carmel Hot Chocolate

Orgasm in a cup!

Dude this carmel hot chocolate is an orgasm in a cup!

by lalalalalalalalalollipop October 29, 2011

Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Freeze you with this chocolate

When a black man says “yo ima freeze you with dis chocolate”

Freeze you with this chocolate, means he gonna put u in a wheelchair and make you paralyzed (aka frozen)

by Jackryan.f July 8, 2018