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chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench
*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!
by Dhouse November 2, 2015
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Chocolate Fun Dip

When you stick your cock in a girl's ass after she takes a shit (but didn't wipe) and then she gives you a blowjob.
My girlfriend has a scat fetish, so she makes me chocolate fun dip her.
by bunwee September 30, 2021
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Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth
I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts
by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016
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Freeze you with this chocolate

When a black man says “yo ima freeze you with dis chocolate
Freeze you with this chocolate, means he gonna put u in a wheelchair and make you paralyzed (aka frozen)
by Jackryan.f July 8, 2018
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chocolate cake shake

An awesome drink made by blending a peace of chocolate cake
by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019
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Chocolate pound cake

When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021
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Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.
After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.
by Dr_PigFinger April 2, 2021
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