Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

apple

what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022

Apple

You already know so why ask

Ur moms apples 🍎 🍎 are big 🍒

by Guest1926357382872753536271991 November 29, 2022

Apple

A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.

A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple

An amazing and wonderful girl, she is very funny an generous, she knows how to put a smile on most everyone’s face, she is also very hot.

person:have you met apple?
person:yes she is very funny and hot

by peopleperson222 September 19, 2022