april

a pick me girl aka the 4th month of the year we all hate her she is such an annoying bitch

Harry: april is a pick me
Angel: isn’t she just?!

by urparentsaresexy November 14, 2021

April 19th

April 19th is the day the most beautiful and kind girls are born. They r so strong and kind hearted it's amazing. They are literally the sweetest girlfriend you could have. Your not taking mine tho... 😠 anyways... They look super innocent.. Until you have an actual conversation with them... The moment u get comfy with them... They kinky asf!! Y'all may not do shit in the beginning but it'll just keep getting kinkier

Bsf: bro who's that girl ur talking to she's always so cute and innocent?

Me: oh yeah she to to totally is she was also born on April 19th
Bsf: 👀😏
Me: 👀😏
Me:but honestly tho bro she's literally the sweetest ever

by Mommys.lil.s1ut August 11, 2022

April 15th

April 15th is a quite notable day but in a bad way (fuckin bars dude). On April 15th, the Titanic tragedy occurred, Notre Dame fire, death of Abraham Lincoln, U.S Tax deadline, Boston marathon bombing, and it’s also the day I killed that couple and the witness and buried their bodies in Indiana northwest of a 7/11 in Indianapolis.

“They’ll never find the bodies I produced on April 15th.”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh April 20, 2025

April 27th

April 27th

April 27th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with

by ffeesxcf April 26, 2024

April 8th

National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day. For The Next 24 Hours You Have Free-Will To Kiss Her Wherever She Allow You.

Her: Did you know today Is April 8th..?

by BxgJogn45 April 8, 2022

April 20

National do whatever to your crush and they can’t say no day

me: bro can we make out
crush: what no
me: bro it’s april 20
crush: aw dang

by imachickenmoo April 9, 2024

April 15

Every april 15th the whole world will celebrate me and Nicholas

johnny: yo isn’t it April 15th today?
tom: yea man it’s national Nicholas’s and ameera day!
meaning: our day

by Uhhhmeeruhhh June 3, 2022