by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 08, 2022
Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 09, 2019
by criss.ii September 28, 2021
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020