Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 22, 2023
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Wall of beef

When you walk into a cloud of very nasty fart!
Oh man we totally just walked into that guys wall of beef!
by Duckfries2 August 17, 2012
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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 06, 2019
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Beef Slushie

The act of Jamming one’s penis into the anal region of another human, whilst filling the cavity with crushed ice.

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Treo G Warner - Founding Member of Beef Bum Crew
Wow! That Beef Slushie really sorted me out after last nights Lamb Bhuna Curry.
by Wanawasolls May 01, 2023
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Ruff Beef Boy

A teenage boy who is desperate for a girl and is very eager to have sex. So, the boy has sex with his dog and loses his virginity to it.
The teenage boy is a Ruff Beef Boy because he was so horny one day.
by Buggy Austen November 26, 2010
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turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
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beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
by Aguythatknowsstuff August 07, 2019
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