Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
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You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 09, 2021

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag March 14, 2012

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 10, 2020

straight pussy

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat

jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me

by real toughguy January 26, 2015

So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.

Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.

by Billcody33 October 17, 2020

straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

by fliedlice September 04, 2015

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010