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Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
mugGet the Dick hairmug.

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout
That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
mugGet the good hair vs Bad hairmug.

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!
Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
mugGet the Hairmug.

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.
Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.
by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017
mugGet the nostril hairmug.

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.
Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!
by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011
mugGet the Hair Grenademug.

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce
by Amdkckc March 19, 2015
mugGet the lettuce hairmug.

North Carolina Hair Tie

Grabbing on the pony tail of a pickpocket (or other low level thief) and refusing to let go until you get your shit back.
@barr_none: an American mom taught the Italians a new little trick called standing up for themselves, they are using a little move that I'm affectionately calling the "North Carolina Hair Tie", "Get Fucked Criminals"
by anonymous August 28, 2025
mugGet the North Carolina Hair Tiemug.

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