Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.

Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.

I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022

Sock

Sock=something to protect, cares, loyal, and takes all the beaten for the person they dedicate their life to

This socks really been through all lot for me

by Pewpew knigga October 13, 2019

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely July 16, 2016