Angel sexuality

Angel sexuality is where ur gay but homophobic at the same time.

“Im Angel sexuality”

by Angelphobix June 20, 2023

Shaka-Sexual

To be sexually attracted to the greatest coach of all time and his immaculate game plan.

I am sexually attracted to the greatest coach of all time and that is why I am Shaka-Sexual

by obromanfred February 3, 2022

lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender

She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex

by Your average cancel culture August 25, 2021

dwayne sexual

Skinny twig built ass nigga with no bitches and no money can’t dunk cant do shit no parents and a waste of fucking air

Dwayne sexual niggas need to die

by OhMyGodNotThisGuy May 9, 2023

Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.

Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."

by brisus_christ December 10, 2023

Creepy Sexual

To be creepy sexual.

Woah man Bryan is creepy sexual.

by Nigger? March 13, 2009

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024