Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.

Guy 1: Damn, I wish I was dating Sam. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Me too..she's really smart and funny...

by The Half Blood January 7, 2022

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Sam

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.

Sam is amazing at soccer, I don’t know how he does that!

by fativy27 February 9, 2021

Sam

Someone from Wicklow

Jeez that Sam is quite sexy.

by Sam cull April 3, 2022

Sam Sheehan

A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.

Sam Sheehan is definetly gay.

by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023