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The Russian Curse 

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
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space russian 

noun,

The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.

Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
space russian by Xylergeist February 6, 2014

Lazy Russian 

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)
Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

Mikal Russia 

When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.
"He was fucked him, last night, you know"

"He was just enjoying himself"

"No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia"

"...Fuck."
Mikal Russia by Syd Mully May 21, 2016

Bum Russian 

It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian
"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"
Bum Russian by perry629569 July 6, 2016

White Russian 

The act of pouring a Russian vodka (i.e. Smirnoff) on your penis and then sticking it up a girls ass during sex.
Kelly came over to drink and Brandon ended up performing a White Russian.
White Russian by thesaltysailor December 5, 2016

The russians did it. 

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.