Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 20, 2022
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Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 04, 2020
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Cock Punch

Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.
She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.
by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017
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Leroy punch

It's the shaquika punch for females. A Leroy punch is a punch landed in the vagina, that connects with such velocity that the vagina fuses shut, the ovaries are obliterated into pure information, and gamma rays are emitted from the point of contact.
Jenna stole Chuck's keys, so Chuck Leroy punched Jenna.
by pseudo-pseudo July 21, 2015
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punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 08, 2021
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anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.
by Nigaruno March 11, 2017
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