Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.

I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”

by Louavelli April 6, 2022

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.

Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"

by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013

Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.

He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.

by Fabadel October 23, 2018

Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019