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neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016
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electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.
"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."
by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022
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potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.
'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'
by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012
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Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.
OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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fucked potato

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato
by soggy biskit May 30, 2018
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dirty potato bomb

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
by Fart42069 July 22, 2021
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