Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
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" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."
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