Made of Money

What your mom says she isn't, then realises she is

You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money

by NoodleNukes March 5, 2025

Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure

I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.

by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021

boobie money

Money you receive after showing your boobies to someone also known as dirty money

Megan, I don't want to profit off of your boobie money.

by Tequilatitties September 23, 2017

Body like oil money

Spicy dog shit with a side of tits :)

She got a body like oil money

by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025

gay money

Earnings derived from the active gentrification of history marginalized neighborhoods by upper-middle class whites who perform falatio on one another.

Gay Money moving in.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious

Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule

by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025