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jack jones

I was sitting there on my tod
by Debs August 8, 2003
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jack off

Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.
That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off.

Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week?

No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done.

Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.
by achyhead December 28, 2005
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jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly but jill said i don't wanna
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
by ???????? March 25, 2003
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Captain Jack

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.
by Tendo Queen July 24, 2005
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jacked up

Unlike what Chandra believes, this term refers to muscular people.
That guy is jacked up! He must work out 24/7!
by daboss43 August 11, 2012
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jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.
Your car's worth jack squat.
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jack zepetteli

Some one who feels compelled to tell the whole world how he feels and believes that everyone cares. That said, he is also a pompous asshole.
shit, i was listening to music and that jack zepetteli wouldn't shut up! What pompous asshole!!
by Masta Craptastic November 17, 2009
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