pizza hair

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

by percycat August 7, 2017

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025

Rail Hair

when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up

Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair

by crazy ape186 May 5, 2023

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025

CEHoe Hair

acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.

Oh man Eric has a wicked case of CEhoe hair! Its bigger than Don Kings!

by Ceojoe March 3, 2009

red hair

Any person with red hair has a fiery demon in their soul, this is what gives their hair a red appearance. This is also the reason why most redheads have anger issues.

CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!

Person 1: "Damn, that red hair tho."
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"

by RangaDemonGurrrl October 19, 2019