Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Have

supply or treat oneself to (something).

He is going to have two highballs.

by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

What should they have done?

They should have done what they did.... UP UNTIL they abandoned all of the practices that supposedly made them "The most moral military on the planet." It's at THAT POINT that their response became inappropriate. It's ridiculous that we're just expected to allow them to violate the international rules of war (which they ADMIT TO DOING because "Hamas is using the rules of war against us!"), we need to overlook all of the "oopies" (OoOoO Gehfoigal! We bombed the aid truck! Oops!), and we pretend that (if they succeed in eliminating Hamas) they aren't going install their own puppet regime to deny Palestinians their self-determination, indefinitely. Which they are. That is clearly the plan. They're going to take that natural gas too.

Hym "What should they have done? Not displace an indigenous population to create an artificial ethnic majority? Maybe? I donno. Given me Gal Gadot?"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023

I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies

Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.

by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024