non friend

someone you are no longer friends with but not quite enemies enough for nemesis or frienemy to be the right word to describe them when people bring them up to you in conversation without using their name.

mutual friend: "I was just talking to your nemesis..."
you: "I prefer the term 'non friend', nemesis suggests I'm taking part in some active hate again them, when I honestly don't care anymore."

by iareally May 29, 2015

Friend Job

When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.

Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.

by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011

best friend

Two or more people who share everything with one another, knowing they can be trusted. People who would, if needed, take a bullet for their friend. Two or more people who, through all the new friends, new hobbies, new jobs, rough times, and high school, are ALWAYS there for each other, no matter how busy they are. A best friend is someone who can make you feel better no matter what.

we're the kind of best friends who get hit by parked cars = amazing.

by alisnotaman April 11, 2008

Best Friend

Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.

Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"

by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008

Friends with benefits

a term used to explain the relationship between two friends who are sexually active with each other with no commitment.Many cases its call a booty call

milo and ravyn have know each other since they were little and have always been good friends. milo and his girlfriend are happily together and very public. but in the mean while milo has ravyn. the two friends have a friends with benefits relationship and meet for sex and spending time together.

by black delilah March 13, 2011

Best Friend

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !

Hey, wanna be my best friend ? I have $20 dollars !

by oddballed January 23, 2010

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018