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stretch face

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.
Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"
by Giveintofate June 18, 2014
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Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".
Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.
by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014
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Nacho Face

A Nacho Face is similar to a butter face, only a more extreme case. A truly shocking case of mismatched hotness betwixt face and body. As in: You look good, but nacho face.
" You know bro, without makeup, Sarah Jessica Parker moves from a butter face, to a nacho face.
by Rafter Kayem December 8, 2009
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Butter face

Allison toto, Sydney Rogers . Someone that has a nice body but ugly face
Wow she’s such a butter face
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Lady Face

Professional women, usually named Kristin, Amanda, or Susan.
Lady Face Kristin just nailed that client presentation.
by SidheShea February 1, 2018
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face-vasing

The slang term made up by Daveed Diggs’ character in the movie, “Blindspotting”. This term was made in reference to another characters use of the term “blindspotting” to refer to the “Rubin Vase” optical illusion. This was supposed to remind her of the phrase “belief bias effect”.

His character’s ex, to help her study, would make up slang words/phrases to remind her of the definition of the actual word, etc... “...She still town ...”).

Daveed said “FACEVASIN! Try it out... ‘facevasin’...”

The word she chose was “Blindspotting” because the theory is you cannot perceive both the face and the vase at the same time... essentially relating it to BBE by saying you initially see one side and the other is in your blind spot, perhaps even intentionally.

This is a technique used to gaslight without calling someone crazy. They are simply “blindpotting” you... in other words, “facevasin”.
Face-vasing- defined as the art of intentionally placing people or ideas in a blind spot so as to ignore them.

“Ayo, COLLIN!! As long as that clown is my boss, I’m stuck in this spot, bruh!”
“Why???”
“Maaaaan, he been facevasin since he took over this department... Like, He can’t even see me! On PURPOSE!! I’m like a glass fuckin vase in a closet and shit, bruh! Look... he even moved my desk behind that wall! STUCK, bruh!”
“Damn... you right, Miles. He facevasin’ bad... real bad.”
“I wanna go back to selling used flat irons to salon owners...”
by AngryNativeOne January 1, 2021
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candy face

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face
by frosty penguin March 8, 2016
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