Douche Balls

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.

Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

Duke of Douche

A Name for someone who is a complete Douche bag

(John makes fun of other students.)

"John, dont be such a "Duke of Douche"!

by Omega_Phantom January 5, 2010

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008

Douche Bag

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Douche Hypocrite

A dobio. Someone no one likes. A loser.

Dobio is such a Douche Hypocrite!

by anonymous August 31, 2004

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 9, 2005

douche clat

A combination of douche bag and blood clat

OMG, what a douche clat!

by medve April 8, 2007