Douche Balls

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.

Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

Duke of Douche

A Name for someone who is a complete Douche bag

(John makes fun of other students.)

"John, dont be such a "Duke of Douche"!

by Omega_Phantom January 5, 2010

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008

Douche Bag

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Douche Bag

silly name calling

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"

by kristy May 20, 2003

douche clat

A combination of douche bag and blood clat

OMG, what a douche clat!

by medve April 8, 2007

Douche Hypocrite

A dobio. Someone no one likes. A loser.

Dobio is such a Douche Hypocrite!

by anonymous August 31, 2004