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Dog's Bollix

Def: a positive exclamatory remark or compound adjective. Synonymous with da bomb. Refers to an object or event that is clearly the best object or event ever.

I believe that this is a UK slang term. It refers to the fact that a dog can lick his own balls, which seems to be an ideal situation for any single dog. Projected into the human world, the statement heartily endorses things that cannot be improved upon.
"Dude, that party last night was the dog's bollix"

"That's the dog's bollix!"
by Ryan McC November 5, 2004
mugGet the Dog's Bollixmug.

Dog-in-Law

When you marry and your spouse has a dog.

Common uses: "going to pet my in-law" "my in-law is a bitch" "my in-law wont stop humping my leg"
My wife had a dog. Fifi is now my dog-in-law.
by MicahGrot September 7, 2007
mugGet the Dog-in-Lawmug.

dry dogging it

The act of anal sex without the use of lube or a condom. The person getting dry dogged usually bites the pillow and cannot sit down for quite sometime.
Nick: (on the phone) hey Parker, did you do the geometry homework??

Parker:(on the phone) Bro, seriously, I'm dry dogging it with Melissa right now.

Nick: Mad game!!!
by sir swag beastliness December 7, 2012
mugGet the dry dogging itmug.

Sick Dog

To be perverted in some way, another way of saying sick bastard.
Wow L-Nic is a sick dog!
by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004
mugGet the Sick Dogmug.

Raw Dog

When you have sex with a girl without a condom.
No jon chadbourne do not raw dog me, please!
by rawdog1234 May 12, 2011
mugGet the Raw Dogmug.

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”
Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.
by Wqoq April 5, 2010
mugGet the Backyard dogmug.

Water Dog

Hey, yo man. I kinda like these(dolphins). They are like water dogs.
by Minnesoulja May 26, 2007
mugGet the Water Dogmug.

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