Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum

"I have found the cream of the cum"

by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022

barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

by Pussy cream March 7, 2022

Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae

Named after the famed Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village in NYC, the Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae is a unique gay butt sex maneuver. It starts off with the Penetrator coating both moons of the Penetratee’s ass with yellow food dye after which the Penetrator subsequently squirts a can of whip cream into the Penetratee’s ass crack. The Penetrator then coats his penis with chocolate syrup and proceeds to thrust it into the Penetratee's ass using the combination of chocolate syrup and whip cream as lubricant. Upon the Penetrator breaking the seal of the Penetratee’s colon and shooting his load of his boy joy juice in the Penetratee’s gastrointestinal track, the Penetratee cums all over himself and then, playing peek-a-poop, slowly releases a turd emerging from his ass that stops short of retraction thus giving the illusion of a Banana Ice Cream Sundae.

Jimmy stopped by Arthur’s house for an afternoon of gay butt sex and gave Arthur his signature Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae.

by HANDLEWHAT March 21, 2025

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Cream

Slang term as a way of specifying high quality rock cocaine or crack cocaine.

Lower quality crack will crackle when a flame is put to it to melt because of its high carbon content from the baking baking soda or soda pop used to cut it.

High quality rock cocaine will simply melt into a clear liquid then harden into a cream-white somewhat waxy substance.

Yo Dre, you got any cream? I got some rock from Tommy last night was bunk. It got to crackling from the gate and turned all black n shit.

by RobsFine69 December 14, 2024