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mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
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Blow Darting

When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.
Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting
by KinkyHornyLover69420 December 4, 2021
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Blow back

When your blowing drugs through a straw into a girls ass and drugs blow back in your mouth when u stop blowing.. to avoid this use a twisty straw to blow coke and molly into a girls ass.
Becky! Damn u gotta relax when I blow, I just got mad blow back in my mouth. It tastes awful
by Poppy2286 June 5, 2018
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blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.
by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.
That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.
by King Maxwell November 2, 2020
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Blow An Amp

"Hey, blow an amp tonight!" Tom said to Vern as they bumped fists backstage before the concert.

"Thanks! Let's have a great show!", Vern replied.
by Vern66 March 25, 2019
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