Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum

Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum

by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

austria

schnitzel

austria. schnitzel

by enkoyomi on tt/insta February 25, 2022

Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022

Austin

Well, Austin is a nice name, be careful though- he might be a nice guy but he’s crazy into hentai, I mean they might as well call him the greatest gents I addict. But he’s pretty cool- friendly too, another to watch out for is if he has a brother over the age of 18, stay away from him if your a minor

Person A: yoooo, was Austin in class today?
Person B: ya, I saw some weird anime girls on his phone during class..

by lmmaooo February 27, 2022

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022