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your mother has the gay 

even worse than your mom gay, by far
joe: bruh you have two dads!
mama: your mother has the gay

Your gay 

you. reading this right now. there is nothing wrong with being gay. but ur gay. and you like the same gender
“your gay
“what?”

Your local Potato 

I am myself because yes
Your local Potato is a imposter,vote her off

Your Fired 

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
Your Fired by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

Your annoying ass teacher

The person that helps u solve problems that you’d never have without them.
Your annoying ass teacher that makes your life a living hell. Her name is cow.
1: “I love my ANNOYING ASS TEACHER!”
2: “class pet” 😒

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN 

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO