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Wordspreading 

When a person (usually male) intentionally takes long, unecessary pauses between words thereby taking up much more time than necessary to complete a conversation or thought.
When asked "how are you?" Jerry took 3 minutes wordspreading a simple response complete with deep breaths and thoughtful looks between each and every word.
Wordspreading by Nauvoodaughter September 27, 2020

wordature 

Using a complete name as description instead of a more commonly used term. Often used by technical support persons.
"When I called tech support the rep used so much wordature I was overwhelmed with terminology."

"The email client I use is Microsoft Outlook 2003." instead of "I use Outlook for email."
wordature by David Doucette January 8, 2009

woodstokinit 

to do in the ways of woodstok. really high.
man.1 i wanna go to the concert.
man.2 me too man. were gonna be woodstokinit
man.1 you buy the bud i got the swishers!
woodstokinit by killer_K_C April 3, 2010

Woodstock Flakes 

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"
Woodstock Flakes by J-Here April 21, 2010

Woodstock Dancer 

The Woodstock Dancer is an unknown man towards the beginning of the Woodstock '69 movie. He is obviously on some sort of psychedelic drug. His face cannot be seen clearly but, he does have a beard and glasses.
Man, I was just watching Woodstock. That Woodstock Dancer guy is awesome, man.

Word-Uppington 

When a normal blue collar Word up will not suffice one may chose to class up the occasion with a Word-uppington. To agree polity, and with grace.
"Yo man dont you think Jakes gf is a hoe?" "Word-Uppington"
Word-Uppington by mossmaster September 16, 2011