Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.

As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.

by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024

Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Nick the turtle

LBH

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH

by RatRunner August 3, 2025

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019